NFL Lockout Resolved Thanks to Arian Foster’s Fake CBA Signed by ‘Owners’ and Texans’ Running Back

Get this guy a Staples “Easy” button.

After months and months of NFL lockout drama, Texans running back Arian Foster ended the shenanigans with a few swift strokes of his pen followed by his John Hancock.

In fact, Foster has been en fuego on Twitter as of late regarding all things CBA. Also seen here. Here. And here.

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Where has Foster been all these months?

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“If the definition of true equality is treating folks honestly — without regard for race and gender — then it’s time to start critiquing women athletes the same way we do the men. I’m sure women won’t like it, but blind praise is worthless in the absence fair criticism.”
–Bryant Gumbel, referring to the nation’s reaction to the women’s World Cup defeat

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Don’t cut yourself short, Rob. Your Jeter Filter deserves a #StumblingTomBradyTDSpikeInTuckRuleGame

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Oh, hi Demaurice.

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