Adrian Gonzalez, Josh Beckett the Big Winners of Midseason Red Sox Awards

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the first, and likely last, edition of Tony's Awards, not to be confused with the Tony Awards, which can't compare for ratings.

This is our chance to hand out some midseason awards for the Red Sox and pay tribute to their solid first half. Yes, we know they still have one game to go to reach the actual halfway mark, but the room came cheap a day early.

Without further ado, here are your award winners. We would have a B-list celebrity out to introduce each one, but there's a $160 million payroll to think about. Let's just list them and go home.

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