Jered Weaver Glad He Didn’t Have to Face David Ortiz (Caption Contest)

Jered Weaver pitched a no-hitter earlier this week, but he did so without having to face one of the game's best left-handed hitters in David Ortiz, says one fan. Check out Thursday's #NESNcaption contest winners below.

Joshua L Evans Crap, did I leave the stove on!!!

Troy Smith Should've had a v8

Kevin DeLoge I can't believe I just pooped my pants in front of 50,000 people

Cissie Vermeer Man I'm so happy I didn't have to pitch to Big Papi.

James Gullage ‎"too bad my team still sucks"