Dallas Stars Announcer Compares Jamie Benn Goal To Goose Poop (Video)

Dallas Stars captain Jamie Benn split two Carolina Hurricanes defenders to score a beauty of a goal Thursday night, and Stars color commentator Daryl “Razor” Reaugh commemorated the occasion with one of the more … umm, colorful calls of the NHL season.

“And then,” Reaugh explained as Benn sliced through the Carolina defense before beating former Boston Bruins goalie Anton Khudobin, “like poop through a diarrhea-infected goose, Benn goes through everyone.”

Gross, man.

See the goal and hear the call in the video below, with a hat tip to Awful Announcing.

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