Kristaps Porzingis plays basketball for a living. Darren Rovell does not. Both facts became hilariously clear Wednesday.
The ESPN sports business reporter showed up at Delta’s “Fly Like A Pro” event and got the chance to play a little 1-on-1 with Porzingis, the New York Knicks’ 7-foot-3 rookie big man.
We have to give Rovell credit: He gave plenty of effort here. But it’s hard to look at the first five seconds of this video without laughing hysterically.
.@kporzee showing @darrenrovell how to Fly Like A Pro courtesy of @Delta. pic.twitter.com/ndptG8RtH9
— NEW YORK KNICKS (@nyknicks) March 2, 2016
Just imagine what Stephen Curry would do to the poor guy. Unfortunately for Rovell, Porzingis wasn’t done there.
https://vine.co/v/igFvUMA5bV3
If you’re wondering why the 20-year-old Latvian sensation is humiliating a 5-foot-10 reporter and not just picking on someone his own size, this might explain it: Earlier in the event, a young baller showed Porzingis up with a devastating move — and a “dab” celebration to boot.
https://vine.co/v/igFMHOrAIZw
We’ll just call the day a wash for Kristaps.