Pedro Martinez, like most baseball fans, has a take on Major League Baseball's recent crackdown on pitchers using foreign substances while on the mound.
However, the way he delivered that take Tuesday night probably will make you laugh -- at least a little bit.
(You can click here to watch Martinez deliver his stance on ball preparation.)
"Guess what? It's my game, and I dictate how I want my balls to be rubbed up," Martinez said on MLB Network. "And if you didn't do a good job of rubbing the balls the way I wanted them and I didn't feel like I was comfortable, I was gonna do whatever."
We know what you meant, Pedro.
Given the heightened anxiety over this issue across baseball, let's enjoy the moments of brief levity -- intentional or otherwise.