Would you ever date a Jets fan ?
I wouldn’t either, but for Kate Upton, I’d make an exception, too.
Maple Leafs center Tyler Bozak recently went to the Twittosphere in an attempt to woo Ms. Upton, and although successfully picking up a supermodel online could be considered the biggest long shot since Donerail, Bozak didn’t fall completely on his face, as seen below. Or did he?
If I can offer Kate my two cents: We’ve got a few Stanley Cup champion bachelors here in Boston. Not to mention a first-place football team. Just something to keep in mind.
Kate Upton is probably very impressed with your video game purchase.
“He understands that there are team rules and everyone plays by the team rules. We gave him a couple of passes. … He’s a young kid who’s learning to be a pro, and he’s a heck of a player.”
–Peter Chiarelli, on Tyler Seguin getting benched for missing breakfast and a team meeting
To be honest, some people really do like ponies, so you never know, @Unexpectedbass.
It’s that time of year again, folks! I counted 17 rolls.