You want to put butts in the seats? Ask Will Ferrell to help you out.
The Hornets hosted the Bulls on Wednesday night for “80s Night” and asked the legendary comedian/actor to announce both teams’ starting lineups. As expected, Ferrell put his own hilarious twist on it, making up hilarious fictional statements about each player.
Ferrell claimed that Bulls starters Carlos Boozer “still lives with his mother,” Luol Deng “collects rare birds and has a pet dolphin named Chachi,” Joakim Noah “is a Scorpio and a horrible dancer,” Ronnie Brewer “once ate 20 hot dogs in an hour” and that Derrik Rose‘s “favorite movie is ‘The Notebook.'”
To see his Hornets’ lineup, check out the video below.
It’s about time the Celtics looked into hiring Mr. Ferrell’s services.
“Hilarious how some people judge others, calling them “cheaters” when they are amongst the top in the league for dirty plays #growup.”
–Patriots linebacker Dane Fletcher, allegedly responding to James Harrison’s and Ryan Clark’s tweets about the Pats being cheaters
The Celtics do have some of the best ballboys in the association.
Bowlers = babies.