Rob Gronkowski, tired of having photos of his debauchery posted all over social media, made a logical move: He bought a party bus.

This breaking news comes out of a feature on the New England Patriots tight end written by Sports Illustrated’s Pete Thamel.

Gronkowski bought the white party bus from a church in Long Island last summer, and he has his own live-in chauffeur/contractor/dishwasher/security guard named, no lie, Robert Goon.

The feature doesn’t only cover Gronkowski’s veteran party purchases. It also details how the All-Pro was back to 100 percent just nine months after surgery to repair a torn ACL — a recovery unheard of for a player his size — and why the decision to trade up for Gronkowski in the 2010 NFL draft was an easy one.

Check out Thamel’s feature here.

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