ESPN baseball analyst Tim Kurkjian is not cut out for the sausage racing world.
On Monday night, Kurkjian took part in the famous Milwaukee Brewers Sausage Race, and his performance was flat-out disastrous. Things got off to a rocky start for Kurkjian, who was in the No. 4 hot dog costume, as he was facing the wrong way and chatting with Brewers third base coach Ed Sedar when the race got underway.
Kurkjian would never recover, eventually finishing dead last in the competition that he clearly never had a chance in.
It’s safe to say Kurkjian will be sticking to his day job, which is good news because his day job doesn’t require getting smoked while wearing a massive costume in front of thousands.