Mark Wahlberg’s streak of doing almost nothing cool since “The Departed” is alive and well.
The popular actor is (or claims to be) a huge New England Patriots fan. And after his team signed Pittsburgh Steelers legend James Harrison, Wahlberg did what most Patriots fans did: Shared a video of him cruising on a yacht alongside his supermodel wife, hyping up the signing.
Yet somehow, some way, Wahlberg managed to provide one of the most awkward Instagram videos ever.
Check this out:
“Whoa. Go Patriots.”
“Go James Harrison, numbah 92 — wooh.”
We were inclined to stop this video as soon as Marky Mark said, “Hey babe,” but we had to keep watching. Let’s just hope Wahlberg didn’t pull a Super Bowl LI and bail on his vacation before the boat reached the dock.