You don’t throw at Lew Dunlap. We repeat: You do not throw at Lew Dunlap.
Who’s Lew Dunlap you ask? He’s the 88-year-old dude who takes no crap from nobody, especially when you decided to pitch him high and tight, as the participants at a recent Colorado Rockies fantasy camp learned.
Dunlap worked a walk after a pitch sailed up in and on him. Instead of calmly taking his base, Lew “flipped out” and nearly charged the mound.
Never change, Lew. Never change.