Sequel To Rob Gronkowski Erotic Novel Is Here, Just As Absurd

by abournenesn

Feb 9, 2015

Because one erotic fiction novel starring New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski clearly wasn’t enough.

Following the “success” of “A Gronking to Remember,” author Lacey Noonan has penned a sequel titled “A Gronking to Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep In the Neutral Zone.” It’s available on Amazon just in time for Valentine’s Day.

According to the description, there’s a new man in town, and that’s complicating things. It sounds like Gronk doesn’t play a central role in Book 2, which is a darn shame, but there is this gem of a line in the plot description.

“Is she starting to like what Chad has to offer? Complicating things? With Dan? With Gronk? With her etsy store? With her very soul?”

The “verified sophomore SLAM,” according to Noonan, has some lofty — and absurd — expectations to live up to. Gronk fully embraced the ridiculousness of the first book, reading scandalous passages from it at Super Bowl Media Day and on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” in hilarious fashion.

So, if a sequel means more of Gronk giggling on national television while saying “butt cheeks,” we’re all for it.

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