The Fort Wayne Mastodons had the upset of the season Tuesday night, knocking off the No. 3 Indiana Hoosiers in a shocking 71-68 overtime final.
Fans of both teams simply couldn’t believe what they’d just seen, but one Fort Wayne student took things to a whole new level.
Don’t try this at home, kids.
Meet Brian Blackwell, or as he’d now like to be called, “Bleach Boy.”
According to his Twitter feed, Brian thought he had “peaked in highschool.” Then, Tuesday’s celebration happened.
He has a dapper sense of style.
And while it seems more probable that “Bleach Boy” decided sneaking alcohol into the game in a giant container of Clorox (which might explain why he was dressed like a member of the athletic staff? Smooth.) might be better than any other alternative, he claims he’s chugging cleaner.
Like we said — don’t try this at home, fam.
Thumbnail photo via Twitter/gt_rocker1