‘Pro Bowl Shuffle’ by Jimmy Fallon, Will Arnett, Horatio Sanz Takes NFL Playoffs by Storm

by abournenesn

Jan 10, 2011

Honoring Jim McMahon and his Bears' 1985 "Super Bowl Shuffle," Jimmy Fallon, Will Arnett, Horatio Sanz and others have created another all-time football Web gem for the 2010 NFL playoffs, the "Pro Bowl Shuffle."

Fallon and friends debuted the music video on his show, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, on Friday, Jan. 7.

 

To sing along, check out the lyrics below.

CHORUS
We are the Pro Bowl Shuffling Crew
And were gettin' on a plane to Honolulu
It ain't about fame or gettin' paid
Just take us to Hawaii so we can get laid
Some of us have, Superbowl rings
But winning, it all ain't everything
Cause gettin' to the Superbowl is to much trouble
We'd rather have fun and do the pro bowl shuffle

Well they call me Brett and I like to dance
Then I text you a picture of what's in my pants
11 Pro Bowls cause I love to win
Been with more pro teams than a Kardashian
If you hear me say, that I'm retired
that just means I'm currently for hire
I shop at sears and I'm on a roll
Shufflin' on down to another Pro Bowl

I'm the funky QB they call Tom Brady
if you saw me from the back, you'd think I was a lady
cause my hair's so long that it might deceive ya
Get it cut the same place as Justin Bieber
All-American with looks to boot
Every night I see Gisele in her birthday suit
Like Homer Simpson got a face full of stubble
So I look good doing the Pro Bowl shuffle

A-bow-wow-wow-yippee yo yippee yay
It's your boy Mike Vick here to save the day
Had to go to jail cause my homeboy snitched
Then learned a new meaning for the word *WHISTLE*
I could run it or throw it, to score a goal
I just wish they'd let me play in the Puppy Bowl
Stop barking bad about me or you'll get the muzzle
Cause I just wanna do the Pro Bowl shuffle

CHORUS
Uh huh…uh huh…uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.

Well they call me Troy
Pa-lo-ma-lu
and spelling my name is hard to do
If you really want, to be, just like me
Well use more shampoo than a sorority
I'll hit you so hard, I'll rock your world
My hair looks like a big-ass jerry curl
I do the Pro-Bowl shuffle with a flip
Then I whip my hair like Willow Smith

Eli Manning in the house
the same place I'll be watching the Super Bowl this year
You know my brother Peyton, I'm sure you do
I've been livin' in his shadow since I was two
Playing for Giants is pretty neat
I love 'em even more than Rex Ryan loves feet
I won the Super Bowl a few years ago
Now the Pro Bowl shuffle is all I know

CHORUS
We are the Pro Bowl Shuffling Crew
And were gettin' on a plane to Honolulu
It ain't about fame or gettin' paid
Just take us to Hawaii so we can get laid
Some of us have, Superbowl rings
But winning, it all ain't everything
Cause gettin' to the Superbowl is to much trouble
We'd rather have fun and do the pro bowl shuffle

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