Michael Jordan’s Poor Fashion Decisions Get Comic Treatment

by abournenesn

Jul 3, 2011

For 15 seasons, Michael Jordan wowed us with his feats of athleticism. In retirement, he’s still making our jaws drop, but it’s his off-court choices, rather than his on-court accomplishments, that have us awed.

Simply put, His Airness makes some questionable fashion decisions. Many have quietly wondered about it when Jordan would make a public appearance wearing some ridiculous get-up and thought, “Can’t Hanes or Nike give this guy something acceptable to wear?”

Nobody wanted to be the first one to say it out loud, though. He may look ridiculous, but he’s still MJ, and nobody wants to be the first person to call out the greatest individual basketball player ever.

Until now.

A fearless soul has set up wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com, a photo blog dedicated to Jordan’s many wardrobe malfunctions.

There’s the tucked-in golf shirt with torn jeans look, the courtside Barney look and whatever is going on here. Meanwhile, he’s called out for every mock turtleneck, upholstery blazer and gaudy bauble.

It’s all in fun, though, because nobody other than Jordan can pull together an ensemble that says “Look, it doesn’t matter what I wear. I’m 48, retired and I could still drop 20 points a night.”

PHOTO OF THE DAY

Don’t blame MJ for looking agitated. Wouldn’t you be, wearing that?

Michael Jordan's Poor Fashion Decisions Get Comic Treatment Tumblr photo

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I don’t want to break her nose on our honeymoon or anything like that”
–Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco on throwing passes to his new wife.

TWEET OF THE DAY

No slight to Freddy intended, but second and third base have worked out pretty well for the Sox, haven’t they?

Michael Jordan's Poor Fashion Decisions Get Comic Treatment

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Lockout or no, this seems like a very, very bad idea, Mr. Jackson. Especially on video.

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