About 30 miles north of New York City, just off the foot of the Tappan Zee Bridge, is the village of Nyack, N.Y.
That’s not to be confused with “Nyuk,” which is the new rallying cry in the Bronx, according to the New York Post.
The always-entertaining Post turned the $455 million heart of the Yankees’ batting order (plus Nick Swisher) into a pinstriped version of the Three Stooges on the back of Saturday’s issue.
“The Three Stooges: Jokers in middle of lineup caused Yanks’ demise,” the headline reads.
Alex Rodriguez is cast as Moe, Mark Teixeira as Larry and Swisher got a haircut to appear more like Curly.
See an image of the back page below.