Very little is good for Gang Green at the moment. The defense is 28th in the NFL against the pass. Mark Sanchez is the 22nd-most efficient quarterback in the league. They've lost three in a row and host the winless Dolphins on Monday night.
Worse, even life's little pleasures like food and beer don't taste good anymore for Jets coach Rex Ryan.
"Everything stinks when you lose," Ryan said. "The good tastes terrible. Beer is warm, everything, when you lose. It's absolutely rotten."
While we should all heartily dispute Ryan's assertion that beer can ever taste bad, we get his point. If Tom Brady hadn't done his normal Brady thing in the fourth quarter on Sunday, New England fans wouldn't have enjoyed their Pop Tart and Bigelow Tea quite as much this morning.
PHOTO OF THE DAY
Come on, Rex. Leave food and beer out of this. What did they ever do to you?
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Everybody in IndyCar died a little today."
— Chip Ganassi on IndyCar driver Dan Wheldon's death Sunday
TWEET OF THE DAY
Weird things tend to happen when Jim Harbaugh goes for a handshake. Just ask Pete Carroll.
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Both the players and owners have made some bad decisions during the lockout, starting with Shawn Marion's hair.