The entire college football world will descend upon Dallas-Fort Worth for Monday’s national championship game.
Surprise, surprise: Texans will be ready.
Hoping to cash in on those seeking lodging before the national title clash between Ohio State and Oregon at AT&T Stadium, Dallas-area residents have been posting ads on Craigslist for a variety of alternative housing options, according to TMZ Sports.
Of course, Texas is no ordinary state, and these are no ordinary alternative housing options.
According to TMZ, one listing advertises an RV rental for a $250 per night, with one requirement: “All you have to do is show up and PARTY.” One man is offering rooms in his father’s house for $400 per night, while another listing boasts a $1,000-per-night “Penthouse” with a queen-sized inflatable mattress and a stripper pole (because why not).
The most lavish option of all, TMZ reports, is a country ranch home listed at $7,500 per night (with a six-night minimum stay) that promises “horseback riding, duck hunting, two shotguns, a weight room and a real Texas Longhorn on the property.”
Not too shabby. Especially if you’re a Buckeyes fan in the mood for hunting ducks.
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