I wish there was something nice to say about Alex Burrows to defend his gross actions on Wednesday night, but there isn’t much. At least coming from the mouth of a true, hardcore hockey fan there isn’t.
The sixth-year Canuck, born and raised in the small French-Canadian Quebec town of Pincourt, has a history of behavior that makes true hockey fans want to puke. Need proof? Scroll down and enjoy.
Ripping officials is always a classy way to go about your business.
Diving and getting called for it — does it get any worse than that?
Belly flopping on the blue line — nice touch.
Burrows also offers free haircuts.
Look out for those vicious, post-whistle sneezes, Alex.
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Get this diver some fins, goggles and a tank.
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Lastly, what’s the point of diving if you’re not going to fake an injury?