Roger Clemens Tries to Cleanse ‘Roid Taste’ Out of His Mouth Prior to Hearing (Caption Contest)

It's already easy for Boston sports fans to make fun of Roger Clemens, but when the Rocket shows up to court rocking this facial expression, he's only asking to hear it from the #NESNcaption gallery. Check out the winners below.

Michael MacDonald Glad I`m wearing Depends!

Dave Boissonault I can't seem to get that " ROID " taste out of my mouth…

Jennifer Currier Jakiel it's really hard to walk with a needle stuck in my ass!

John Beam Damn it Jose, I told you to stick the needle in my left butt cheek, my right one is still hurting from the last injection….

Jamie Cook Local bicyclist ponders a jump over shrubbery outside local courthouse.