What. The. Hell?
The Patriots’ quarterback unveiled his ponytail this week, looking much more like a futbol star than a football star. As if that wasn’t enough for Patriots fans to stomach, his brutal dance moves were exposed in a YouTube clip.
Look, we all knew that Brady wasn’t the smoothest guy around. We all knew that he can’t really run and that he’s not the most athletic guy in the world — but we had no idea that he danced like a 59-year-old woman at a company holiday party.
Come on, Tom. You don’t need to be the guy who wins the parking spot for spending the most time in the Patriots’ weight room anymore, but you can’t be the guy in a soccer jersey sporting a ponytail busting out Elaine Benes moves on the streets of Rio de Janeiro. It’s just … not … right.
Are these the worst dance moves you’ve ever seen? Could Peyton Manning move better than Tom Brady? Do you want to just pretend this never happened? Share your thoughts in the comments section below.
“This is a classic example of sensationalism, looking for a headline.”
–Heat coach Erik Spoelstra, backtracking significantly since igniting a media firestorm by saying his players cried after losing a game on Sunday
When someone won’t turn off the caps lock key, sometimes the only way to stop it is to fight fire with fire.
This fan’s theory works in principle, but imagine if Brady is given another 12 months to do nothing but grow his hair out.