Mark Cuban will see your ridiculous move, Donald Trump, and he'll raise you one.
In the rare moment that involves two of the world's biggest blowhards, Cuban has extended an offer to The Donald of one million big ones — but only if Trump gets rid of his famous coif.
Trump recently made headlines (or started talking a lot, in hopes of making headlines) by announcing that he would give $5 million to the charity of President Barack Obama's choice if Obama would release his college transcripts and passport application. The offer is part of Trump's continued assertions that Obama was not born in the United States.
Cuban has decided "that was one of the dumbest things ever," and, instead of just insulting Trump, has offered $1 million back if Trump ditches his hair.
Cuban made the offer during an interview with FOX 4 in Dallas on Thursday night, an appearance that also had him showing off his basketball skills. (Yeah! Dribble that ball between the legs!)
Perhaps the strangest part of this story is that the general populace is under the impression that the thing Trump wears on his head is not necessarily hair — or his.
Check out Cuban's mad dribbling skills and callout in the video below.
Doc Rivers is not pleased. Perhaps he should have asked David Ortiz to ditch the bling and take the court?
"No. If I [looked at advanced stats], I'd blow my brains out. There's
20-page printouts after every game. I would kill myself."
–Doug Collins, Sixers coach, who's not so much a numbers guy when it comes to coaching
Also baffling? What happened at the Garden on Friday night.
It baffles me that no source of sustainable energy derives from bottling Kevin Garnett's sweat.
— Jake Siewert (@JakeInRealLife) November 3, 2012
We weren't sure about this Uncle Drew business. But now that Bill Russell is involved….