Writer’s Hilarious Titans-Jaguars Preview Needs ‘Poop Emoji’ (Photo)

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It’s no secret that America loves it some football, but the NFL’s final installment of “Thursday Night Football” might seriously put that love to the test.

Thursday night’s game features an AFC South matchup between the Tennessee Titans and Jacksonville Jaguars, two squads who at 2-12 are tied with the Oakland Raiders and Tampa Bay Buccaneers for the league’s worst record. To give you a sense of how bad this matchup is, the Jaguars are favored at home for the first time in 42 games. 

Previewing a game like this isn’t exactly a sportswriter’s dream. Fortunately for us, the folks at the Washington Post weren’t exactly shy about expressing this fact in what might be the greatest game preview ever. [tweet https://twitter.com/Neil_Irwin/status/545638756309815296 align=’center’]

But seriously, it might be time to make a push for emojis in newspaper stories. After all, the two teams will meet twice more next season.

Photo of the Night

This adorable baby is proof that not everyone fears Boston Red Sox slugger Mike Napoli’s beard. [tweet https://twitter.com/MLBFanCave/status/545617116452626433 align=’center’]

Tweet of the Night

The Boston Celtics have traded Rajon Rondo to the Dallas Mavericks, and New England Patriots safety Devin McCourty is not pleased. [tweet https://twitter.com/McCourtyTwins/status/545721598561759232 align=’center’]

Video of the Night

All this Slovakian Junior Hockey Team needed was a roll of clear tape to pull off a pretty awesome prank.

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