After 12 championship parades in 17 years, Boston has these things down to a science.
From what we saw, the starting center was the only offensive lineman daring enough to pop his top. He wins just for being so casual. Everyone else is fighting for second place.
Shirtless police vest is definitely a look. Gronkowski otherwise was pretty tame compared to past Super Bowl parades. He was even spotted drinking wine. Who is he? LeBron James?
ACTUALLY THE ENTIRE TIGHT ENDS AND RUNNING BACKS FLATBED
The tight ends and running backs led the Patriots in SPPPF — shirtless players per parade float. Duh.
Every non-Boston sports fan has every reason to resent this kid.
PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE WHO SKIPPED SCHOOL AND WORK
It should be this warm every Tuesday after the Super Bowl just in case.
ROBERT KRAFT’S CHAIN
This was a gift from Meek Mill. There’s really nothing else to say.
THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES
They forgot the Chargers too.
Not a good look, Max. Perhaps Brady’s cliff will come next season.
I mean, duh.
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