Jets Offensive Lineman, Former Patriot Damien Woody Disses Tom Brady’s Hair

A man who used to protect Tom Brady is now attacking him, over that hair.

Damien Woody, a longtime Patriot and current Jet, spoke out about Brady’s hair to TMZ.

“That long stuff Tom’s got?” Woody told the popular tabloid website. “That ain’t happening.”

With everyone buzzing about the upcoming Jets-Patriots game, Woody added just a little bit of ridiculous fuel to the fire by suggesting Mark Sanchez has a better head of hair.

But when it comes to being more “Hollywood,” Brady still takes the cake.

“Oh, Tom,” Woody said Monday night. “He got that supermodel wife and all that stuff.”

That supermodel wife, of course, is Gisele Bundchen, who is also the reason for the current Justin Bieber-esque hairstyle.

According to the Daily News, Brady has been trying to hide a bald spot and receding hairline. Bundchen reportedly has asked her husband to consult a hair transplant specialist.

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