Fear not, New England Patriots fans. Tom Brady has escaped his sand tomb.
The Patriots quarterback whose life is better than just about everyone else on the face of the planet, is enjoying the heck out of his Super Bowl celebration offseason. Earlier this week, a photo was posted to the QB’s Facebook page of him being buried at the beach by his kids.
Well, like Cheese from “Old School,” Brady got out.
Not only did Brady emerge from the sand burial, he did so in triumphant fashion before chasing down and apprehending those responsible.
Again, Tom Brady’s life does not suck.
