Rob Gronkowski’s life is a fairy tale — a football-playing, booze-fueled, lady-loving fairy tale.

The New England Patriots tight end made a Tuesday night appearance on “Conan,” where he talked about his partying past, most notably his time at the University of Arizona. Perhaps nothing stood out more than Gronk’s time as a male stripper.

We’ll just let Gronk tell the story.

Given Gronk’s dancing past, this probably shouldn’t surprise anyone.

Gronkowski also shared a story about the time him and his housemates, including his brother, pooled their resources and bought a hot tub. As Gronk explained, they pretty much cleared out all of their bank accounts — much to the chagrin of Mr. and Mrs. Gronk — to buy the hot tub, which he labeled a “great, great investment.”